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Sad News about Beer
You have to hope that this study is flawed; but the evidence seems
irrefutable.
Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that,
considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of
female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the
theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one-hour period. It was
then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without
making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think
rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't
perform sexually, and refused to apologize when
wrong.
No further testing is planned.
From Rick Owston, Pittsburgh, PA
Response:
If it's true that after 6 beers all men appear to be women, don't be
to surprised if the next time I get drunk and you offer to drive me home you
wake up the next morning with a black eye!
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