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The Pianist A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. As the bartender goes to get his drink, the man pulls a tiny piano and a tiny man out of his pocket and sets them on the bar. The bartender returns to see the tiny man sit down at the piano and begin to play. The bartender is impressed, and asks the man where he got it. The man replies that the genie gave it to him. The bartender makes the man tell him where to find the genie, and makes him promise to watch the bar while the bartender goes to find the genie. The bartender finds the genie, and the genie agrees to grant him one wish. The bartender asks for a million bucks back in his bar. The genie tells him it is done. The bartender rushes back to the bar, opens the door, and finds the man still there, and there are ducks everywhere in his bar. The bartender goes inside, totally confused, and says to no one in particular, "where did all these ducks come from? I didn't wish for this." The man then says "Did I forget to tell you the genie is hard of hearing? You didn't think I asked him for a twelve inch 'pianist', did you?" From: Tracy Response: I have a slight speech impediment and the genie understood me just fine. I am suddenly very popular with the ladies. |
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