Laid to Rest

As a devout Catholic, Maria doesn't use condoms with her husband. So over the years they have 17 children. After the husband dies , Maria remarries and has another 22 kids by her second husband before he too dies. Eventually Maria's time comes also. At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria lying in her coffin. Then he looks up into the  heavens and says, "at last... they're finally together." A man standing next to the priest looks confused and asked , "Father, what do you mean? Do you mean Maria and her first husband? Or her second husband?"
The priest says: "I mean her legs!"
 

- Dustin Bowlin, Maxim  Dec. 1999

 

 

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