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Laid to Rest
As a devout Catholic, Maria doesn't use condoms with her
husband. So over the years they have 17 children. After the husband dies , Maria
remarries and has another 22 kids by her second husband before he too dies.
Eventually Maria's time comes also. At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at
Maria lying in her coffin. Then he looks up into the heavens and says,
"at last... they're finally together." A man standing next to the
priest looks confused and asked , "Father, what do you mean? Do you mean
Maria and her first husband? Or her second husband?"
The priest says: "I mean her legs!"
- Dustin Bowlin, Maxim Dec. 1999
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