Boob Stroke

A redhead, a brunette, and a blond enter a breast-stroke-only swimming contest across the English Channel. They start off one day in the fog and swim through the choppy seas. Four hours later the redhead finishes and dries herself off. The brunette finishes a close second.
Four hours after that , the blond comes up on the opposite side, totally out of breath. She walks up to a race judge and says, " Listen, I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those girls were using their arms."

-Bill Green, Maxim December 1999

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