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$95
A little boy wanted $100, so he prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
So he decided he would write GOD a letter asking for the money. When the local
post office received the child's letter addressed to: GOD, USA, they decided to
send it to the President. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused by
the letter that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill.
The little boy received the $5 and wrote a thank you note to GOD which read:
Dear GOD, Thank you very much for sending the money I asked for. I noticed that
for some reason you had to send it through Washington, D.C. As usual, those
jerks deducted $95 !
From: Joe F.
Response: Not bad! But if this happened during the Clinton administration
I wouldn't touch the bill with a 10 foot pole. For that matter I wouldn't touch
anything that came out of the White House during those years. You never know
just what it might have been used for.
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